my aunt went to cape cod with her husband and brother and they went to the beach and she was flying a kite when this guy came up to her and said “ooh whatre you doing with that kite?” and being the sassy bitch my aunt is, said “im air fishing" without looking at him so he just says "…ok" and walks away and she looked over and her husband and brother were cracking up and it turns out she dissed justin timberlake
And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up
at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR
I seriously miss the book fair.
Wait, you mean these don’t exist anymore?
*cries hysterically* WHY CAN’T WE HAVE THESE IN COLLEGE???
You’re joyful and outgoing, a natural conversationalist, and as you’re also laid-back and intellectual, people seem to trust you easily. You hate to hurt other people’s feelings, and you are particularly careful about not being boastful. Satisfaction is something you’ve probably never experienced: your needs and desires are in opposition. You may disregard your own accomplishments and talents.
You want to adapt to everyone and everything because you are highly sensitive and serviceable, and thus your feelings tend to be a reflection of your surroundings. This is why you’re never sure of who you really are. You appreciate going to social events, but you quickly withdraw into yourself when you feel ignored, neglected or left out. Indecisiveness and lack of self-assertiveness are major concerns.
accidentally swapped phones with someone at a party and don’t realize until their mom calls in the morning and you spend like three hours talking to this hilarious woman about life and when you go to her house to return her kid’s phone wow the kid is the really good kisser from the party last night au
guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers?
Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.
He don’t give a shit.
And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu
What a serious of unnecessary events